The Return Of Lobster Man

You ask why I don't go out in the sun. I give you this as part of my answer.

Other parts include: spiders/bugs, birds, and dirt.

Classy?

This picture isn't quite a year old, but it is the newest picture of me dressed up that I have.

So the question is: does putting a dork in a fancy suit make the dork fancier or the suit dorkier?