Poor Rosenplantz

This is an office plant Kat gave me when I started my job at the high school. I named him Rosenplantz (think Hamlet) and he's been doing fine for two years. I came in last week and he had just fallen over, for no apparent reason. I don't know what to do for him and I'm pretty sad about it.

Farewell, Rosenplantz. We had some good times together.

Multiple Choice

I realize there is only one correct answer, and it's not the actual answer to the question.

I'm Right

I never, ever get to utter those words.

Also, thanks to Carolyn, I've learned how to put a bolder line around the text. So that's something!

Be Excellent To Each Other

If you don't have any, go borrow some from your neighbor.

Happy Valentines Day

Please engage your irony sensors before viewing this picture.

The shirt was a gift, and today seemed like the best day for it, yes?

Clutter

The title of this one is more fun if you sing it to the tune of "Strutter" by Kiss.

Feelin' Wolveriney

I don't think this picture actually does justice to how fuzzy my sideburns are currently.

Driving

This will, coincidentally, be the picture for my album of emo ballads.