Quack

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, it's probably a MadMup.

Suburban Camouflage

It's important to blend in with your environment, especially when on a mission as important as mine.

The Return Of Lobster Man

You ask why I don't go out in the sun. I give you this as part of my answer.

Other parts include: spiders/bugs, birds, and dirt.

Classy?

This picture isn't quite a year old, but it is the newest picture of me dressed up that I have.

So the question is: does putting a dork in a fancy suit make the dork fancier or the suit dorkier?

Poor Rosenplantz

This is an office plant Kat gave me when I started my job at the high school. I named him Rosenplantz (think Hamlet) and he's been doing fine for two years. I came in last week and he had just fallen over, for no apparent reason. I don't know what to do for him and I'm pretty sad about it.

Farewell, Rosenplantz. We had some good times together.

Multiple Choice

I realize there is only one correct answer, and it's not the actual answer to the question.

I'm Right

I never, ever get to utter those words.

Also, thanks to Carolyn, I've learned how to put a bolder line around the text. So that's something!

Be Excellent To Each Other

If you don't have any, go borrow some from your neighbor.