Honkus

This is my main character in Rock Band. His full name is "Honkus Pants," and he bears a striking resemblance to me.

EGS

This is a real implementation of the Emergency Glaring System.

Due Monthly

Because there's no day like today to update one's webcam.

In Theaters Now

This one is for no particular reason.

Beardface

This one goes out to my fellow Scrubs fans.

Yin-Yang

Two sides to every story, right?

Quack

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, it's probably a MadMup.

Suburban Camouflage

It's important to blend in with your environment, especially when on a mission as important as mine.